Batting Expert Gifts

How to bunt.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Bats with blankets.

Baseball Dreams

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Deregulated Baseball

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'Cosmic!'

Bat

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"Who's the artist?"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

"Do you have this in rubber?"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."