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How to bunt.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Baseball Dreams

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Deregulated Baseball

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

Bat

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"Who's the artist?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Cosmic!'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Alastair Cook

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'You're supposed to have a ringing in your ears. That's what echo-location is all about.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.