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'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'The real solution is to restrict appealing to batsmen.'

"It's empty!!!"

Cricket

Cricket Bat

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I love Basketball.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Baseball.

The next damn Batman.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'