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The next damn Batman.

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Vampire Bat

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Australian Mobile Bar

Man and bird

A day at the races

Bat

Deregulated Baseball

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'