Bat Aficionado Pillows

The next damn Batman.

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Batman's Baby

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vampire Bat

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Australian Mobile Bar

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Deregulated Baseball

Bat

A day at the races

Man and bird

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."