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"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'Whoa! All the blood rushed to my feet.'

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'

Night fisher scared off by bats

'We've got bats.'

"Something nocturnal."

Aiming High - World's Best Soprano Festival with an audience of bats.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

Will make guano for food. (begging bat)

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Bat Used for Radar Control

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

Pat Pend: Spill free pockets for bats...pocket flips over.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'ARRRGH! ARRRRGGHHH!' Scene from the movie, 'What's eating Gilbert Grape'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

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Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"Cover your left eye and turn off your sonar."

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

"I'm kind of glad it fell off -- that toupee never suited you anyway."

"Got some bats in your hair, huh? That's a bummer. You'll never get out now."