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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"This never happened."

Swinging

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Automatic swing machine

Bats with blankets.

A bride and a groom on a swing

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Deregulated Baseball

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Bat

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'