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A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

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Deregulated Baseball

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Something nocturnal."

Bat

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'