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Deregulated Baseball

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"On your mark! Get set!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Bat

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Cosmic!'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Who's the artist?"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Lighting a Pipe

'Hello? Animal control?'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'