Batting Machine Enthusiast Gifts

Deregulated Baseball

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"On your mark! Get set!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

"Something nocturnal."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

Bat

'Cosmic!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

A cheese grader