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'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'You really should work on your people skills.'

Fair play?

Jack-in -the-box wins boxing match.

'Is my medical insurance paid up?'

'Violence solves everything...'

Barrister wearing boxing gloves and cricket pads

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"You're telegraphing your punches!"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

True biblical stories.

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Boxer being disqualified.

Joe was only tiny... but he was determined.

"Watch out for his left hook."

"I am announcing my retirement, with immediate effect!"

Trump the Boxer

"Advantage Mr. Edmonson."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"And in his corner, also hailing from Chernobyl..."

Socially Distanced Boxers

"Remember -- he may have book smarts, but you've got street smarts."

Face off.

"Next! Rotten Randall vs. Billy the Bruiser!"

"Our regular anesthesiologist is out sick. The agency sent us this temp."

"Are we late?"

"The kid's going to take the fall."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

'..and in this corner, with a record of 25 wins, 7 draws, 18 losses, and 9 times beaten to a pulp...'