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'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"..And no punching below the belt"

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"..and in the blue corner....biter of ears, raper of women."

Negotiator is a boxer with clout.

'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'

'May the man with the better lawyer win!'

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Gentleman' John Jackson's Victory over Thomas Fewtrell

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

'Obey my commands, protect yourself at all times and think about investing your purse in tax-free annuities. Here's my card.'

'I've decided to let you two settle this out of court.'

Agent discusses boxing match

'Let him hit you.'

The Sausage Party Unexpectedly Terminated

'No. This isn't my new sparring partner - this is my mother!'

At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxer has to fight an octopus - 'Watch out for his eight punch combination!'

Women's Boxing Tournament

"Keep up your guard. This guy's coming out swinging."

'Maybe we should settle this in court.'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"And in this corner, weighing in at 237 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces…"