Boxing Enthusiast Mugs

'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

"..And no punching below the belt"

"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

'Obey my commands, protect yourself at all times and think about investing your purse in tax-free annuities. Here's my card.'

'I've decided to let you two settle this out of court.'

'Gentleman' John Jackson's Victory over Thomas Fewtrell

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

'May the man with the better lawyer win!'

Negotiator is a boxer with clout.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Boxer has to fight an octopus - 'Watch out for his eight punch combination!'

Boxing Pop-up Book.

"And in this corner...for the time being..."

The Knockout.

'Let him hit you.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Well, my shorts are longer than your shorts!'

'We're at that point in our relationship when only boxing will settle an argument.'

The Sausage Party Unexpectedly Terminated

Agent discusses boxing match

'Yes, you caught me at a bad time.'

Women's Boxing Tournament

kangaroo with boxing gloves

While You Were Out Cold

Boxing mishap.