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The Winners

"...and in this corner - the IRS weighing..."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'