Boxing Fanatics Gifts

The Winners

"...and in this corner - the IRS weighing..."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

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