Boxing Enthusiasts In Suits Gifts

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'