Fitness Fanatics In Suits Gifts

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'