Boxing Fans Mugs

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!

Octopus and Kangaroo face-off

'Divorce Court' "It's a rather crude system but the customers seem to like it"

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'ONE... TWO... THREE...' 'Faster!'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'That bloke was a lousy boxer...he kept on standing up for the other guys rights.'

Ukraine: Yanukovych and Klitschko

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Musical Fight

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"