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". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

Boxing Snowmen.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Smite him, my son!"