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"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"I knew she'd pull through. She's a real fighter."

Strange Wrestling

"He fought like hell."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'I'm a horrible person.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

Buch of 5x5's

101 uses of a dead cat: boxing gloves

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

How Amazon was invented

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'