"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"
Ballistics Expert Gifts
Searching for a gift for a ballistics expert? Our collection offers witty and clever items that celebrate their expertise in firearms, forensic science, and precision analysis. Whether it's a fun mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a unique print, find something that matches their professional passion and sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or just because, our products add a personalized touch to their workspace and wardrobe, blending professionalism with a dash of wit.
"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"
"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"
Servicemen.
Arms race - USA and Russia.
"He did it!"
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'
"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."
'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'
Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...
'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'
Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day
"How was your day, dear?"
'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).
'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'
The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.
"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."
Bug bomb squad.
A soldier fills a mortar with champagne
'Tonight's Party thought: We have more than 10,000 nuclear warheads.'
"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"
"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"
'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire
Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.
Sisyphus and the Mine
Soldier dragging tins around
'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'
The Arms race heats up again. . .
ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."
Alien eating Atomic Bombs.
Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.
Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.
Ballistics Expert Gifts Collection
Ballistics Expert Mugs
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Ballistics Expert Pillows
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Ballistics Expert Prints
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Ballistics Expert T-Shirts
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