
Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...
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Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...
Women's Martial Arts Center
That's What Happens
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
Defence Cutbacks.
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
Statue of Security
Justice 4 Ron
Nuclear Security Summit
"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
US fears missile competition.
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
Oooops!
AUKUS Deal Annoys France
Dictator, Interrupted
The Ayatollah Bomb?
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
The Costs Of Doing War.
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
How to create a password you can remember...
The Generals medals
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
The world of surveillance.
'At last! Some decent kit.'
"Here's the weak point."
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