Defense Professional Gifts

'-about this arms deal...'

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Women's Martial Arts Center

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

Defence Cutbacks.

Justice 4 Ron

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

The Generals medals

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Mission accomplished.

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Kosovo.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'If your business wants political stability, you've come to the right place.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'