Military Professional Gifts

'Come back you fool! Separately we're nothing - but together we can conquer the world.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

"General Varus's compliments. Which way to Teutoburger Wald?"

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'It's probably a military school.'

Last man standing?

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

'So how's the diet going?'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

England.

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Sir, the enemy developed a weapon that will wipe out all culture except for elevator music and black velvet paintings.'

"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

"All for one and one for. . ."

A stylized tank with many gun turrets.

Eventually, the Army quit using the foot grenade.

"He is working from home today."

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Trick or Treating at the Romney's.

"The MOAB bomb let me express a long-repressed desire to say 'bombs away'."

Servicemen.

'Infantry, armour, artillery, signals, air support, casualty evacuation. . .

'We need a few very, very bad man.'

An Arm and a Leg.

Shooting the Bull.

"I really admire your steadfastness - even when that big member of the canine corp visited you."

Military Sex Assaults

Wiki Leaks Christmas Card

Union Ironclad Fleet Bombards Fort Sumter, Charleston Harbour

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple