Military Official Gifts

Defense Budget: 'You could try letting the air out of the tires.'

USA-NATO Confetti Corporation

'Peace is Hell for the defence budget.'

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"Now if we can just get North Korea really, really angry at Isis."

Strategic Arms Reduction Talks

'It's mostly gay now, so why the hell can't the navy be our totally gay service!'

Obama on closing Guantanamo Bay

"After $400 billion in development costs, the only thing it's brought down is the political careers of the six elected officials who opposed it."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Neo-International Law

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."