Military Professionals Gifts

How's My Driving?

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."