Military Staff Gifts

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Neo-International Law

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

Multi-tasking.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'These are job perks.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Military Medals

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'