Military Service Member Gifts

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

Roadside Bombs in Afghanistan.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."