Military Serviceman Gifts

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'