Military Serviceman T-Shirts

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'