Military Service T-Shirts

'I'm a disabled vet, sir -- I lost my work ethic in the Army.'

"Dude?!. . . We are so scared of a draft. . . we won't even fill out our financial aid forms!"

"This one is for not getting upset if I'm mistaken for a doorman."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Transgender personnel in the military.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

'You claim you have an excellent war record. It turns out to be Vera Lynn singing 'The White Cliffs of Dover'!'

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

'Not much after 25 years in the Legion,is it,Henri?'

'Keep looking,m'dear-I'm sure there's a good conduct medal in there somewhere!'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

Officer with many medals.

'I think he wants to enlist in the K-9 corps!'

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'While my reserve unit was guarding the Iraqi border, an illegal alien took my job.'

"I prefer people who are known."

Injured Veteran

Gay Liberation

Trans Soldiers for a Trans-Friendly Evil Empire

"Are you gay?" "Big time." "Do ask, do tell"

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."