Leaving For Military Service T-Shirts

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'...and this is the Mess.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

Sabrage

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"I liked the one that saluted."

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."