Military Member T-Shirts

'It's mostly gay now, so why the hell can't the navy be our totally gay service!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I was in the catering corps.'