Military Gifts

"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"

The Salute

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

M-Day

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

"He's a very controlling person."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

Gen. Anesthesia.

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Before we begin, I'll read out the minutes from our last meeting...'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Fort Issimo: 'I don't like it - it's too quiet.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'

'Hey! These target coordinates are the same... as...'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

There is a new Peacemaker in town!

"This one is for cybersecurity."

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'