Military Gifts

"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"

The Salute

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

M-Day

"He's a very controlling person."

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Before we begin, I'll read out the minutes from our last meeting...'

Fort Issimo: 'I don't like it - it's too quiet.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'Hey! These target coordinates are the same... as...'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!

"This one is for cybersecurity."

Caricature of Napoleon Bonaparte

Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

There is a new Peacemaker in town!

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"I just feel safer in one of these."