War And Military Gifts

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat in a tank...

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Israel/Palestine Conflict

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Archival Warfare

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'