War And Military Pillows

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Cat in a tank...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

Israel/Palestine Conflict

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."