Weapons Pillows

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

Light Artillery

Ancient Weapons

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Progress?

"It only for self-defense."

Panzer Hut.

BOMBS, INC: Away!...Away!

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

'It'll never catch on. As Health and Safety Officer I can see it's far too dangerous to use - you could have someone's eye out with it!'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

Really big bang

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

"But I use all of them!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Nuclear Proliferation

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'