Weapons Gifts

Looking for gifts that pack a punch? Our weapons-themed products blend humor with a touch of edge, perfect for those who appreciate a witty take on their interest. Whether it's for a collector, a history buff, or someone with a playful personality, find something that hits the mark and sparks smiles.

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'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.' mockup

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

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'Em... Hang on a minute.'

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Weapons of War Through the Ages.

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Soldier holding a bazooka backwards. mockup

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

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'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.' mockup

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

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Light Artillery

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Ancient Weapons

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A dog whose nose is a gun.

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Progress?

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"It only for self-defense."

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Panzer Hut.

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BOMBS, INC: Away!...Away!

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Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

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Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'. mockup

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

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"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?" mockup

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

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'It'll never catch on. As Health and Safety Officer I can see it's far too dangerous to use - you could have someone's eye out with it!'

'It'll never catch on. As Health and Safety Officer I can see it's far too dangerous to use - you could have someone's eye out with it!' mockup

'It'll never catch on. As Health and Safety Officer I can see it's far too dangerous to use - you could have someone's eye out with it!'

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"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!" mockup

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

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"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal." mockup

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

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"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."

"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world." mockup

"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."

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"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes." mockup

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

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Really big bang

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Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete. mockup

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

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"But I use all of them!"

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears." mockup

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.' mockup

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

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Nuclear Proliferation

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Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

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"Bang!"

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'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.' mockup

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys" mockup

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

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'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!' mockup

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

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'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?' mockup

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

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Weapons Gifts Collection

Weapons Mugs

Explore our collection of weapons-themed mugs for a funny and functional gift that hits the spot.

Weapons Pillows

Discover our quirky weapons-themed pillows to add humor and personality to your living space.

Weapons Prints

Browse our striking weapon-inspired prints that bring bold, humorous art into your home or office.

Weapons T-Shirts

Check out our weapons-inspired t-shirts to wear your interest proudly and make a witty statement.