Firearms Gifts

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Kicks a little.'

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

"Stop it, Jed. That is NOT how we ride shotgun!"

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

'This one is a repeater,a repeater,a repeater,a repeater.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'That gunsmith wanted an arm and a leg to fix my gun.I said i could fix it myself.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.

How to clean a loaded gun.

'There ain't no rules, Joe. That's why it's called The Wild West.'

'Five days?! But, he'll be gone by then!'

Pistols at dawn.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

"it was an impulse purchase."

'He began to regret giving the mouse a fighting chance.'

'Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?'

'Assault weapons - think of it as a man's right to choose.'

Police officer shoots himself in foot

'Lock 'n' load, fellow patriots!'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Here we go, the only thing we carry that meets your state's firearms laws and regulations."

Lauren Boebert

Why do they always blame the gun lobby for every little thing that goes wrong?

"God gave me nine lives and with John Browning's help I'm going to keep it that way."

Loading Zone.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."