Firearm Safety Gifts

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

SMILE HARD

America, are we learning anything?

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"But I use all of them!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Progress?

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Cornucopia of guns

'Never shoot straight up.'

Odessa,Texas

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"