Gun Safety Gifts

"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."

"Give a man some food, he can eat for a day. Teach him to hunt, he can blow his friend's head off."

"I said I'm sorry - what more can I say?"

"Keep that up and you won't have any friends left!"

Policeman: 'Crazy fool drew a gun on me.'

'How to clean a loaded gun.'

Hang on kid, you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

David Hogg

America, are we learning anything?

"You gotta hold onto those things fellas. Gun control. We need gun control."

Witch Hunt

Gun laws US

Bribes for Jabs

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

Republican politics!

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Bang!"

(Beware of the dog)

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'