Gun Safety Gifts

"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."

"Give a man some food, he can eat for a day. Teach him to hunt, he can blow his friend's head off."

"I said I'm sorry - what more can I say?"

"Keep that up and you won't have any friends left!"

Policeman: 'Crazy fool drew a gun on me.'

'How to clean a loaded gun.'

Hang on kid, you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

America, are we learning anything?

"You gotta hold onto those things fellas. Gun control. We need gun control."

Witch Hunt

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Republican politics!

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

(Beware of the dog)

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Gun Ego

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.