Firearm Safety Pillows

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

SMILE HARD

America, are we learning anything?

Bribes for Jabs

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Progress?

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'