Gun Safety Enthusiast Pillows

Open Carry

Police officer shoots himself in foot

America, are we learning anything?

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Martial Arts

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Martial Arts

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."