Gun Safety Enthusiast Mugs

Open Carry

Police officer shoots himself in foot

America, are we learning anything?

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Martial Arts

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Martial Arts

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'