Firearm Dealer Gifts

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

"Here we go, the only thing we carry that meets your state's firearms laws and regulations."

Bribes for Jabs

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

General Motors.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

What?

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Global Arms Trade

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'