Arms Dealer Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for someone in the arms dealing industry? Our collection offers lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek items that celebrate their bold career with humor and style. Perfect for adding a bit of fun to their workspace or wardrobe.

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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Bazooka Jousting

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The Unknown Military Contractor

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Civil Defence

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TEN-HUN!

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"What's good for GM is good for America!"

"What's good for GM is good for America!" mockup

"What's good for GM is good for America!"

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Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!" mockup

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

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'Democracy, okay?'

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Can I get a refund? I've only used it once!

Can I get a refund? I've only used it once! mockup

Can I get a refund? I've only used it once!

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"Remember, if we sell arms to them, and then they turn on us, they will not agree to return everything to us."

"Remember, if we sell arms to them, and then they turn on us, they will not agree to return everything to us." mockup

"Remember, if we sell arms to them, and then they turn on us, they will not agree to return everything to us."

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'Have we got a winner we can sell arms to yet?'

'Have we got a winner we can sell arms to yet?' mockup

'Have we got a winner we can sell arms to yet?'

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Terrorism and Weapons Companies.

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'-about this arms deal...'

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Santa’s Armory

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Mega arms corp.

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Rolls Royce of the anti-personnel mine mockup

Rolls Royce of the anti-personnel mine

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Soldier Reads of Dead Peace

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'Well, Mrs. zwiebelpell, I teach my kids one basic rule: Violence is never a solution'!

'Well, Mrs. zwiebelpell, I teach my kids one basic rule: Violence is never a solution'! mockup

'Well, Mrs. zwiebelpell, I teach my kids one basic rule: Violence is never a solution'!

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'OK; tear gas, land mines, torture equipment, batons. Can you give me your absolute word they're Fair Trade?'

'OK; tear gas, land mines, torture equipment, batons. Can you give me your absolute word they're Fair Trade?' mockup

'OK; tear gas, land mines, torture equipment, batons. Can you give me your absolute word they're Fair Trade?'

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Johnny Gunseed.

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'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!' mockup

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

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"Our money is stained in blood, be glad that I spend it as fast as possible!"

"Our money is stained in blood, be glad that I spend it as fast as possible!" mockup

"Our money is stained in blood, be glad that I spend it as fast as possible!"

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"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!" mockup

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

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Farmer's Market....Arms and Strategic Weapons Manufacturers' Market

Farmer's Market....Arms and Strategic Weapons Manufacturers' Market mockup

Farmer's Market....Arms and Strategic Weapons Manufacturers' Market

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Saudi Arabia: Arms Exports

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Business of wars

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Global Arms Trade

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Unregulated Arms Sales

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Arms Dealer

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Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5% mockup

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

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"The minister isn't angry because our ally kills opposition members but because he didn't buy his arms from us."

"The minister isn't angry because our ally kills opposition members but because he didn't buy his arms from us." mockup

"The minister isn't angry because our ally kills opposition members but because he didn't buy his arms from us."

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"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots." mockup

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

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"The cause of climate change is mankind and we're fighting this cause. . . and this is how people thank us!?!"

"The cause of climate change is mankind and we're fighting this cause. . . and this is how people thank us!?!" mockup

"The cause of climate change is mankind and we're fighting this cause. . . and this is how people thank us!?!"

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NATO got bigger guns than EU!

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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Arms Dealer Gifts Collection

Arms Dealer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever arms dealer designs—perfect for your favorite professional’s morning brew.

Arms Dealer Pillows

Discover fun and quirky pillows inspired by arms dealing—great for adding personality to any lounge, office, or bedroom.

Arms Dealer Prints

Browse our humorous prints celebrating the arms dealer profession—perfect for decorating their workspace or home with a dash of wit.

Arms Dealer T-Shirts

Check out our witty arms dealer t-shirts—ideal for casual outings, work events, or just making a statement with humor.