Gun Dealers Gifts

"As you can see, we're the good guys."

Bribes for Jabs

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

General Motors.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

What?

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Global Arms Trade

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."