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"As you can see, we're the good guys."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

The Unknown Military Contractor

Mean Sheriff.

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."