Weapons Dealer T-Shirts

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It slices! It dices!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Unregulated Arms Sales

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Bribes for Jabs

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

General Motors.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

The Jumping Tank

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Ancient Weapons

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

What?

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."