Weapons Dealer Pillows

Add some humor to their space with a cheeky pillow designed for weapons dealers. Great for their office, lounge, or man cave, it’s an amusing addition.

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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.' mockup

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

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The Unknown Military Contractor

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"It slices! It dices!"

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...'

'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...' mockup

'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...'

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Unregulated Arms Sales

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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"But I use all of them!"

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'Democracy, okay?'

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Progress?

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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Weapons of War Through the Ages.

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European Arms Proliferation - 1860's mockup

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

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"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots." mockup

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

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Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5% mockup

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

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'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!" mockup

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

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A dog whose nose is a gun.

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'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!' mockup

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

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"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

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